(Poster on a wall in my neighbourhood)
Professor Foufouna writes:
'Discretion and speedy results guaranteed.
Is your business facing difficulties, a lack of creativity, or imagination and motivation? Have you fallen victim to a bad spell (or it could be the word 'fate', MB) provoked by the ferocious jealousy of your competitors, do not worry, there is a solution.'
The Professor is 'well-known for his perceptiveness, his efficiency, originality and professionalism ... 100 % satisfaction guaranteed, or fees reimbursed (payment after the work is completed' - he is available now 24 hours a day, seven days a week).
'From now on the world will be at your feet,' he writes.